entelijan:

The amount of times I hit play is ridiculous

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grawly:

inabasket:

Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.

I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.

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bestdad2013:

when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

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My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly
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michandney:

wifikings:

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

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paradisaic:

all I do anymore is sleep, feel bad for myself, and take selfies

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horussebooks:

mr-egbutt:

lurkerpi:

please stop adding ‘there are two kinds of people’ and ‘that escalated quickly’ to text posts

there are two kinds of rapid escalation

well that peopled twicely

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mokou:

if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal

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